Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...