Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.