Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...