Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.