Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...