My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
What’s up Pussycat!
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A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
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Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
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What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...