Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...