blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...