Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...