America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...