Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...