Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...