She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...