A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...