Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...