Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...