Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...