How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...