The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...