Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...