A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
SAT score decay
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Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...