Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...