Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...