Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...