A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.