Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...