La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....