Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...