What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...