Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...