Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!