The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!