Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.