Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.