The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...