Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...