What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...