Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.