Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...