Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...