The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...