Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
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Good sales strategy
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12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Giving very odd excuses
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Green Circles
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Blonde on computer
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The Perfect Woman would say…
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Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...