The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...