Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...