A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...