Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...