Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...