An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
There is a blind man here to see you
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Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...