Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...