The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....