Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Howe 2 right gud
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...